You have a new logo to love. Not only does it give your eyes some new look, it also gives me the chance to spit a bit of stew on the finest table twist of your mother’s… mind?? Shake this metaphor has really gotten out of me.
Anyway, the world has now announced OnePlus ‘ new logo, it’s time for a serious analysis. Squeeze in.
That logo, therefore. You want to see it, right? Yeah, I bet you would. I bet you would. You would like to see the logo, wouldn’t you? In your dirty eyes it’s to dirty… oh, yeah. The picture of the header.
So, okay. The old logo is here:
And you’re ready, are you prepared? Are the horsemen of heaven, coming down from above, pumping some sort of religious jam into the trumpet?? Great, you are ready for the New logo of OnePlus:
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The box around the ‘1+’ is thicker in OnePlus’ new logo
What can this thicker box teach us? Is it a prisoner’s number 1? Is it because the bars are thicker it tried to escape? What happens to the number 1? ? What did it do? It had to be terrible. Does number 1 constitute a pedophile?
The answers to these questions we may never know, but we certainly know one thing: this is the thicker box. This should be enough in these troubled times
The ‘1’ inside the box is now… “curvilinear”
The curvilinear is defined by Google as’ contained by or composed of a curved lines,’ strangely similar to your mother.
The ‘plus sign’ outside the box is bigger and thicker
That is sensible, after all, you have to keep the dubious number 1 included.
Nevertheless, the OnePlus logo says something else. Something bigger, thicker, something bigger. There’s something deep. This means that from now on we should write the name of the company as OnePLUS.
Now, whenever you have to say OnePLUS, make sure that you yell the “PLUS” part so that you know how bigger and bigger it is now, so big and thick, that you can’t even think of this mathematical over-sized symbol without screaming its name wherever you are, and getting removed forcefully from premises.
OnePLUS’ new logo doesn’t have a box around the text. Oh, and its font is bolder
That’s what happened, I can only hope.
This is the third day of solid conferences. A group of bald middle-aged men sweat in their costly suits. That’s their Somme, friends. You have gone back and forth on these problems as your life depended on them, and in a way you do. Desperation is at work. The bonds are loosened, harsh words exchanged and a hero comes out of this precious haze.
He stands. He stands. The dialog around him changes from shouting to murmuring and ultimately a fierce silence. You all look, wait, prepared to fail him. They’re all staring. He slides off his blazer, fastens his tie, and his powerful neck clears.
“We need,” he bellows, “to think OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.”
The conference room wildly. Yes, in unison, yeah, they’re crying. Spring of tears. Outside the box they sing. Their bloodshot eyes scratch. It’s a bold decision to look outside the box. End.
Fuck, the illusion was broken in the last sentence, did it not? Now, too late to delete, it has to hit the printer presses a second, these fat cats will not wait any longer on Wall Street.
That’s all you have to know about the new OnePLUS logo anyway. I think we can certainly agree that today, thank you for attending, we’ve all learnt something.
